The misadventures of everyone's favorite noodlehound staghound and serial couch abuser living her best life
The always dignified Wash
Wash at about seven months old (not an action shot)
Happy third birthday to me!
I come from a broken home...
Being stalked by the evil Ron
Ron: Can I just finish the packing?
I spy with my little eye...
Ooh, what's this?
I, too, like chicken feed
A couch, a breeze, her favorite new toy nearby. This noodle dog is living her best life
Folding clothes #WashHalps
Bogarting the air conditioning (or cooling her naughty bits)
I am one with the couch, and the couch is with me
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt
Post bath Washasaurus!
Partied out on a Saturday night
Watching CSI: Miami
Lifting weights is exhausting
Someone is standing on my tail!
Can I help whomever is next?
Sometimes you just can't face the day.
My sister is a butthead. See, my butt is on her head!
Why yes, I am all that.
I do like a vintage 2017 Paper de Toilet!
Umm...a little help, please?
You have steak. I, too, like steak. Why do I not have any?
Don't you wish your back worked like this?
I knew I shouldn't have licked that electrical outlet!
Supervising from afar
I'll have what you're having.
Abusing tables, too.
Putting the "stag" in "staghound"
#meta #WashTheDog #WashTheDog (a.k.a. woe is me)
#meta #noodledog #noodledog
I'M GOING CAMPING!!!
Camping in style
I am monarch of all I surveyMy right there is none to disputeFrom the centre all round to the seaI am lord of the fowl and the brute
Wash: You *can* teach an old dog new tricks!Jayne: Shuddup.
I see what you're doing...
The things I put up with...
Check out my cool crusader helmet!